May 2013
6 posts
youwishangelfish:
Imagine reading a book of every conversation where people have spoken about you.
lnnea:
Play with my hair instead of my feelings thank u
April 2013
5 posts
Watchehating:
I took my sisters Barbie for this video
March 2013
27 posts
Me: Makes a playlist of favourite songs
Me: Skips 90% of them
Watch
Watchalliegetsit:
LMFAOOOOO HWRQHJRQHGHAHGAHAHK R
askaboutnikki:
why wont you bump into me on the street and ask for my number and take me out for coffee and fall in love with me what am i doing wrong
lol
Teacher: Name one life-changing event
Me: Finding out about alt+reblog
Things I Never Learned In High School
How to do taxes
What taxes are
How to vote
What political parties are
How to write a resume/cover letter/anything related to getting a job
How to write a check/balance a check book
Anything to do with banking
How to do loans for college
How to jump start a car or other basic emergency things
How to buy a car or house
but I’m so glad I know the fucking pythagorean theorem
thank you
squidwurd:
me telling my teacher why i cant take...
tupacabra:
i have to be funny because being attractive is not an attainable option
skillsy75:
if yahoo answers can’t solve your problem then you are in too deep
anassortmentofweird:
finding out a guy likes you back is like when Anne Hathaway found out she was princess of Genovia
Plot twist: You actually have someone who thinks you're attractive and genuinely wants to be with you.
zarialinton:
dorkstrider:
why do women’s clothing designers believe that girls do not need pockets
so they can buy bags….clearly.
its a conspiracy
February 2013
22 posts
