youwishangelfish: Imagine reading a book of every conversation where people have spoken about you.
lnnea: Play with my hair instead of my feelings thank u
ehating: I took my sisters Barbie for this video
Me: Makes a playlist of favourite songs
Me: Skips 90% of them
alliegetsit: LMFAOOOOO HWRQHJRQHGHAHGAHAHK R
askaboutnikki: why wont you bump into me on the street and ask for my number and take me out for coffee and fall in love with me what am i doing wrong lol
Teacher: Name one life-changing event
Me: Finding out about alt+reblog
Things I Never Learned In High School
How to do taxes What taxes are How to vote What political parties are How to write a resume/cover letter/anything related to getting a job How to write a check/balance a check book Anything to do with banking How to do loans for college How to jump start a car or other basic emergency things How to buy a car or house but I’m so glad I know the fucking pythagorean theorem thank you
squidwurd: me telling my teacher why i cant take...
tupacabra: i have to be funny because being attractive is not an attainable option
skillsy75: if yahoo answers can’t solve your problem then you are in too deep
anassortmentofweird: finding out a guy likes you back is like when Anne Hathaway found out she was princess of Genovia
Plot twist: You actually have someone who thinks you're attractive and genuinely wants to be with you.
zarialinton: dorkstrider: why do women’s clothing designers believe that girls do not need pockets so they can buy bags….clearly. its a conspiracy